Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the
television when the news came on.
It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously
suicidal. "I'll bet you R10 he'll jump," said the first guy.
"Bet you R10 he won't," said the second guy. "You’re on!",
he says.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw
himself off the bridge.
The second guy hands the first guy the money. "I can't
take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story
was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I
saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to
jump again!"
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