A young man's mother was now living in Durban and he did
not see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that
his mom was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot, trained to
speak seven languages. He had a courier deliver the bird to his dear mother. A
few days later, he called.
"Mother, what do you think of the bird?"
"The bird was good, but a little tough. I should
have cooked it longer."
"You ate the bird? Mother, the bird was very
expensive. It spoke seven languages!"
"Oh, excuse me. But, if the bird was so smart, why
didn't it say something when I put it in the oven?"
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