There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his
beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes
in and -- WHACK!! -- Knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big
dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up
on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- The
big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from
Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up,
brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or
so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and
-- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him
that's a crowbar from Mica.
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