No Dogs Allowed

A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. 

The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!" The man, without missing a beat, says, "This is my guide dog." 

"Oh man," the bartender, says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another man walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says, "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog." 

The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies, "This is my guide dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as guide dogs." 

The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?"

This Is Typical South African Rugby Mentality